When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges

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nightcheeseandwaffles:

I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

cinegasmic:

bless this show. bless jerry. bless kenneth. 

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blotsandplots:

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